Di has tagged me(inspite of me being very polite and cordial on her blog) to reveal some aspects of my persona so that people can dissect and glean some insight into the phenomenon that is me. Of course i’ll do it because, face it, everyone likes to talk about themselves! Thats why i have a blog in the first place. But then these posts have the maximum number of “i this” or “i that” and will basically put any ordinary person to sleep, so I’ve added the lure of a pathetic jokes(PJ) somewhere along the way to keep you awake!
1. People i would like to see do this tag?
I would personally like to see Jaya do this because if i were to total all the chat extracts i’ve had with him on the subject of ‘judging people’ it would run into pages. Utkarsh too gets punished because he dared to give me bumps on my birthday. Btw thanks guys for the birthday cakes – the dogs i fed it to have been missing for the last fortnight. It turned out to be a great way to get rid of the mongrel menace! Also adding Kunal, Rocky, Sangfroid, Chandu to the list… err wait.. i actually want all those people in the friends category on my blogroll to do it. On second thoughts, i would in fact like to see everyone in my blogroll take this up! If your name is on the list on the right, then you are now morally obliged to take up the tag! Of course almost no one will do the tag and the pain point is that i can’t do anything about it. I would have loved to do something but unfortunately I don’t have a history of violence or a criminal record – i would have contested the elections if i had one. In fact i’ve never even laid a blow(*laid and blow *) on anyone.
All said and done i’ve been known to sit on people when i am angry and exert my point of view along with my weight(which is quite substantial). So take your pick.
2. People i judge?
Me and judge? I dread judging people! By the way have you watched Judge Dredd? It was pathetic and lived up to its name by being truly dreddful! Anyway I basically believe in the goodness of people. But then. there are some kinds of people who force me to take a stand for once. These would be…
a. Vain and self centered people who can only think from their point of view. The whole world revolves only around them. For example… me! I could only think of myself when i was scouring for an example – heights of being self centered!
b. Eveteasers – I have a personal vendetta against these kind of people ever since i was walking down the pavement and i heard a comment from a bunch of ****heads. I was wearing a long kurta and i guess they mistook me because of my long hair – i have really long hair. Reminds me of Bob Seger’s – Turn the page where he sings “All the same old cliches,”Is that a woman or a man?” And you always seem outnumbered, you don’t dare make a stand“. I did not make a stand that day but i did empathize with the many women folk out there for whom this is a normal thing. Considering how mad it made me feel i can only imagine how sad a thing it is.
3. People i admire?
a. Fiercely independent women. Period. Even women without periods will make the list. But not to mean that the ones with periods won’t. errr…actually the period doesn’t matter. drat.
b. Opinionated folks. People who have a point of view on pretty much most things under the sun but are open minded to other’s views.
c. People with a sense of humor or who are open to jokes like these…
Q) After getting hit by Yuvraj for six sixes in an over Ray-Ban approached Chris Broad to become a brand ambassador for their sunglasses… Why?
A) Chris Broad was the best example of what can happen to you if you don’t have Yuvi (UV) protection
if you grinned at the above one then you are the kind i am talking about!